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[workaphilic]

Busy. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if I feel like it.

((He prefers texts but I prefer everything, so all your loony voice mails are just as welcome. SPAM THE SHIT OUT OF THIS POST. You know you wanna. ♥))

Comments

[confidente]

Didn't say yes though, you can stop plotting ways to ruin it.

[workaphilic]

Contrary to what you might think, I do have better things to do than micromanaging your love life, John.

SH

[workaphilic]

And the last one doesn't count. I needed your opinion on the state of the decomposition and it couldn't wait. Not my fault she had a weak stomach.

SH

[confidente]

What about the one before that?

[workaphilic]

Don't remember. Obviously it wasn't that important.

SH

[confidente]

Do the words "severed torso in the fridge" mean anything to you?

[workaphilic]

Not really.

I perform a lot of experiments, you're going to have to be more specific.

SH

[confidente]

Her name was Judy, but I doubt you'd remember that.

[workaphilic]

Right, yes, of course. The one with the hair, wasn't she? That was a good experiment, very enlightening.

Still doesn't count, though. You should have known better.

SH