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Busy. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if I feel like it.

((He prefers texts but I prefer everything, so all your loony voice mails are just as welcome. SPAM THE SHIT OUT OF THIS POST. You know you wanna. ♥))

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I've become awful bored, Mr. Holmes. Let's catch dinner.

Verbose as ever. Come on, a man can't subside on pancakes alone. Let me take you out to dinner?

The French Riviera is nice this time of year. I'll book you a flight, and we can have dinner.

Come now, Mr. Holmes, if it's work that keeps you, I can make other arrangements.

I saw a little black dress today, that would look stunning on your arm. Take me out to dinner?

You like wine, don't you? It is rude to drop by unannounced, and without a gift, and I seem to have run out of coats...

I think I just got asked out.

Didn't say yes though, you can stop plotting ways to ruin it.

Contrary to what you might think, I do have better things to do than micromanaging your love life, John.

SH

And the last one doesn't count. I needed your opinion on the state of the decomposition and it couldn't wait. Not my fault she had a weak stomach.

SH

What about the one before that?

Don't remember. Obviously it wasn't that important.

SH

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A game might suit you better. The hotel has a sun roof, and the city is fond of marble. Come find me, I'll slip into something more natural, and we can have dinner.

How do you feel about pickles?

Prefer bread and butter.

SH

Jam?

That's more your area of expertise than mine, isn't it?

SH

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Do not do anything rash.

Listen to John.

MH

Shut up.

SH

Just listen.

MH

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[ John calls, just to hear the message then hangs up exactly five seconds after the beep.

Dammit. ]

[ Another call. Welp. ]

I don't know why I am doing this, or if you're even getting this. But-- [ Whoops! Cutting himself off. Inhale. Exhale. ]

You're a complete bastard, you know that? [ HANGS. UP. ]

[ This one he doesn't even trust his voice with, so Sherlock gets a text instead. ]

Are you even getting these? I saw the door I

jesus christ

i want you to come back but at the same time i dont know what id do if you did

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